He waited too long for the Five-second rule to be applicable. This was the next best solution.
The movie consists of Jason Statham yelling at the truck driver for 2 hours. Just kidding, 82 minutes. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Or the recent tornado left that trailer family with a serious upgrade.
Ah screw it, this month-old casserole isn't going to heat itself.
See, everyone is useful after retirement. You just have to cut them in half first. ~Not-So-Handy Andy