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Your child's letter to Santa probably falls under one of the following categories.
(After I was being a coward to go talk to some strangers): Dad: Haha! Quack ! Quack! Quack! Me: That's a duck... Dad: Oh... Ka kaw ! Ka kaw ! Me:Nope ... Not a chicken... Dad: DAMMIT !
