A 44-year-old British man was arrested in Sao Paulo, Brazil, trying to smuggle more than 2 kg of cocaine in his stomach. He got the police's attention when information on his two passports didn't match up, and x-rays showed he had 89 capsules of the stuff inside him, worth a total of £286,000 (over $440,000).

Check the source link for a picture of the x-ray, but be warned: it's not pretty.

Think you're gonna score with a hot chick tonight? Well good luck working your mediocre pick up game over the deafeningly loud music!

Hey it still counts as watering down as long you're doing it with something that has a lower alcohol content!

Oh so punny!

After having friends over my roommate and I were watching tv when we noticed Loki, my roommates dog starts flipping out in his corner. He couldn't control his muscles so he would twitch. This guy loves to get into things. After investigating we established that he had went into one of our friends bag and ate his rice krispie treat filled with marijuana. After contacting our veterinarian friends we knew it was just a waiting game. We kept careful watch on him for the next 20 hours. The next morning he was still high and able to walk, by that evening he was back to normal running around. And today he is back to getting into things again, guess he didnt learn his lesson :)