You'll have to work on your aim to use it though.
 

"Hey cops! You gonna give me a double-DUI?"

Pick up a pair of these bottlecap cufflinks, and you'll be drinking like a sir for sure. The cufflinks come in either a 24K gold or sterling silver variety. Warning: side effects include overuse of the words "quite so" and "indubitably."

But only when casually drunk.

Alternate title: Party C0ck Is In The House Tonight