So who's going to be the first that says "still a better love story than Twilight"?

This guy has fathered 14 children in the last year through free sperm donations to women he meets online. He says it's a public service to women who can't afford sperm banks. We say it'll be a problem when a good chunk of the Bay Area population is related through this guy.

The very definition of having an unbelievably hot ass...