Sometimes my roommate chases me around with a saltshaker.

Well, apparently insane sounding ideas can work. WHO KNEW?!

Hi, my name is Andy and I am trying out the new mobile matchmaking app Tinder. I hope to find my future love on here. Thanks for checking out my profile!

Words are hard for some people..

Insanity, thy name is this girl.

Girl wrote about the wedding to be which is due in 4 months. Fiance feigned ignorance. Spectacular burn follows...