I don't see what the issue is here. Some of the best hires we've had in this office come from semi-anonymous internet forums using vague language that resembles the sex trade private entertainment industry.

Unless, of course, you WANT people to think you're less important than your coworkers. This is, at times, a valid office strategy.

...so are we done now?

This "sign" was in the closet of the break room.

If this were Grand Theft Auto you would SO have a 5-star wanted level!

The recession even hit the recently demoted R2D2, who's been relegated to janitor duties.

They say it's always best to get laid off on a Friday. At the very least, it makes it easier to get trashed and drown in a pool of your own tears.

TGIF, office lackeys!

-Water Cooler Chris