beets corn crops farm field irrigating plow rural scarecrow - 6233339392
By Unknown
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After all, since he came to town, there hasn't been a single murder anywhere!

bathroom peeing on the floor thomas toilet - 6453901312
By Ben
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"I hear he broke the cold water tap off the break room water cooler, and now it's suing him for sexual harassment. Tsk tsk, Thomas."

caffeine don't cross me coffee i'll cut you monday thru friday - 6897613824
By Unknown
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If you get in my way, there's a very good chance I'll sacrifice my first cup of coffee by pouring it over your head. The second cup will be used for victory-sipping and I will have NO REGRETS.