I swear they're getting smaller and smaller while the bags are getting bigger and bigger...

Bought to make it easier to see cat pictures, used to scare away actual cats. The internet age.

~OLJ

Inside they probably sell 2-liters of 6-Up soda and 99 Grand candy bars.

~Offce Lackey Jack

In case you missed the original, it can be found here along with a handy superfun poll.

Nope, sorry, but 'Kentucky Fried Chicken' does not count as a man's first name that starts with 'K.'

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