Send in a cover letter describing your qualifications for the position. Be sure to include your prior history of nerdiness, weakness, unpopularity at school, and how you intend to abuse an excess of imagined internet power.

I'll bet you didn't know I modeled! ~OLJ

The only way to be more obvious is to hire a burly strongman (or -woman) to tackle you and rub your face with hand sanitizer before you leave the room.

Why watch the commercials on Superbowl Sunday when they're all on a YouTube a week in advance? In this one, Matthew Broderick reprises his iconic role to skip work and drive his CR-V. Honestly, he should have gone with Cameron's Dad's 1961 Ferrari, but hey who am I to judge. --New Guy Nick

Because it's not Valentine's Day unless you've put off buying your lady a card until the very last second.

Good enough.

Man, I had some mushrooms and I grew, like, 50 feet man. Not mentally or developmentally or anything like that. Physically. It was so real, man.

~Mario

The subject this time: junk. Junk in boxers, to be specific.