Oh you silly Norwegians... now do the Måcårenå!

Thanks, Elaine, for letting us know! How thoughtful of you! And with such an elegantly caligraphicallied signature, too! I'm sure you're just a pleasure to work with!

That's actually false advertising. Much like its users, it wilts in sunlight.

LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY LIKES THEIR BILLY MAYS KEY TOO MUCH.

Ahem Sorry about that, you just have to yell sometimes, right?

-Water Cooler Chris

This is exactly how Mondays feel for everyone.