See, this is why I do all of my work on a typewriter and force the interns to transcribe it for me. Forget all of these fanboy wars, my Remington will do the trick.

-Water Cooler Chris

Brefren, com halp mee!

Took about three hours. Inspired by a technicolor Post-It Mario (not pictured)

I'm not sure if that's "translating" so much as "repressing."

His delivery is a little shaky, but the wit is definitely there!

Can I go home now?

This is to remember all the fun times the northeast had before the hurricane struck them. Feel the nondenominational deity's WRATH, New England!

~OLJ