What's more awesome, the Lego Heads or the Like/Dislike Stamps?

American Eagle, you aren't even trying.

Some printers enjoy having their cartridges removed.

Anybody an inspector around here?

WARNING: Really bad language.

The Domino's Pizza Tracker is ruining my life, but at the very least it forces me to put pants on. Baby steps...

If you get in my way, there's a very good chance I'll sacrifice my first cup of coffee by pouring it over your head. The second cup will be used for victory-sipping and I will have NO REGRETS.