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Send in a cover letter describing your qualifications for the position. Be sure to include your prior history of nerdiness, weakness, unpopularity at school, and how you intend to abuse an excess of imagined internet power.

I'll bet you didn't know I modeled! ~OLJ

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The only way to be more obvious is to hire a burly strongman (or -woman) to tackle you and rub your face with hand sanitizer before you leave the room.

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Why watch the commercials on Superbowl Sunday when they're all on a YouTube a week in advance? In this one, Matthew Broderick reprises his iconic role to skip work and drive his CR-V. Honestly, he should have gone with Cameron's Dad's 1961 Ferrari, but hey who am I to judge. --New Guy Nick

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Because it's not Valentine's Day unless you've put off buying your lady a card until the very last second.

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Man, I had some mushrooms and I grew, like, 50 feet man. Not mentally or developmentally or anything like that. Physically. It was so real, man.

~Mario

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#QuitYourJobIn5Words Is the Internet's Favorite New Hashtag

@Midnight asked the internet to #QuitYourJobIn5Words and they delivered in glorious fashion.

If the hashtag isn't obvious enough, users posted five-word phrases that would potentially cause them to lose their job.

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