Being a parent is a tough gig, and venting about all the hardships it entails is a healthy outlet for the inevitable frustration of the job. And what better place to vent than Twitter, the home of roasts and a place where you'll find the validation, solace, and sympathy you seek from fellow parents. Here are this week's funniest parenting Tweets, and last week's in case you missed them.
Driving is the type of thing like chewing gum and walking, you can do two things at the same time. Whether it’s putting on some make up or reading a book, the perfect time to do something else is when you’re driving.
Just ask this guy, who decided he needed to live stream his race down the freeway, so followers could get a glimpse at him mugging for the camera and see his car go real fast. What’s weird is that while he was doing those things, he crashed his car. Really bad.
Sightings of the legendary Goatman have been reported in Kentucky, Texas and Wisconsin. Each person claims to have witnessed a hooved man walking on two legs with a fabulous set of horns on his head. You know, half human and half goat. Locals don't call him Goatman though. If you're from Goatman's hood, the people call him 'The Pope Lick Monster.'
Recently, the resurgence of Goatman has the Internet in a conspiracy tizzy. Even the author of the Goatman book has tried to get some new socks out of the deal.
Spending time on social media can really kill the soul. That's why we soulless content minions have put in the time and effort to collect these fresh tweets for your perusing pleasure. Why subject yourself to idiocy when you can avoid it by scrolling through vaguely amusing tweetsright here.