Via Reddit
Remember folks, trampolines always have been and always will be death traps.
Via KSBY
If there has ever been a reasonable case for a plea of insanity, maybe it's this one.
Andrew Gilbertson is charged with robbing a Bank of America in October 2013 - which is perhaps the first bullet point in an insane person. I mean come on, there are SO many easier illegal ways to get money in 2015. While taking the stand this Wednesday, he reached into his pants to grab his own personal brand for a snack, as instructed to him by the Virgin Mary herself.
Unsurprisingly, the court was called into a recess, where a mental health expert was called in to analyze Gilbertson's behavior.
Here's a video report of the full story, which thankfully does not feature any actual footage of the "One Disturbed Man, One Cup" incident:
Hat tip to Uproxx.
Via Mashable
Can you think of a more perfect gift for Valentine's Day than a bouquet of roses? Doritos did.
Not everyone can just go out and buy a bouquet of roses made out of flavored corn chips so they also included a way to make one yourself. It seems like it involves a lot of glue... 
via Doritos
Then, when you've charmed them with your perfect gift, it is customary to bring your Valentine to a fancy dinner. If you really want to outdo yourself this year, one KFC is doing a trial run of fancy table service for Valentines Day. According to Metro News, the Fishergate branch of KFC is the site where two lovebirds met and continue to have date night every week so far in their 50 year marriage. Pretty romantic. The date will include linen napkins and a soft drink sommelier to suggest the perfect soda pairing. 
via Metro News
A ski resort in Australia is under fire from the Internet for allowing a banner to symbolize women being weaker skiers than men.
The sexist Toyota ad was first spotted by a Sydney woman named Romy Krassenstein who was skiing in Thedbo, Australia (yes there is snow in Australia).
Kids, mums and dads are ranked by the difficulty in the ad and PEOPLE ARE OUTRAGED!
Johnnyboy of Damn Technology posted the step-by-step cleaning process of a handheld Game & Watch Donkey Kong game. He does such a good job that he mistakenly removes Shigeru Miyamoto's signature saying "Its previous owner had taken the liberty to write his funny looking signature on the front plate."
Let's watch the idiotic magic happen.
