safety first

home improvement ladder safety first - 5057730048
By Nathan
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From the submitter:

My dad was told he had to fix the 25 foot tall skylight one hour before company came over, and this creature was born.

Shh, nobody tell him skylight's can be fixed from the roof.

dangerous fan heater safety first - 5767275008
By Unknown
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It's much better than that grill that made every one so sleepy they went to bed on the floor.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

cardboard Professional At Work safety first - 4915880704
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As a wise man once said, an escalator can never break...

~NSHA

cooking dangerous fire kitchen kludge safety first stove - 4799895808
By jazz98
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On a completely unrelated matter, does it seem dizzy in here? ~Not-So-Handy Andy

food heating safety first - 5688245248
By Alann
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Ah screw it, this month-old casserole isn't going to heat itself.

~NSHA

electricity outlet safety first - 5647087616
By Wil
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Good thing he left that wire hanging there, now it'll be easier to yank out with your bare hands.

~NSHA

dual use safety first tape vans - 4919739392
By zouliet
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Followed by a blurry statue, a blurry group of tourists and a blurry traffic light. Uh oh. ~NSHA

cars dangerous safety first trucks weird windshield wtf - 4804770816
By Emma
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Also, I think one of my front tires may be flat. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

electricity outlet safety first wtf - 5702812928
Via Reddit
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He watches you shower. Then he watches you die.

~NSHA