I CAN SEE FIVE-EVER

Learn a little about jazz and history from the recently-passed jazz legend.

I guess Cirque De Soleil has taken over.

Let's hope he doesn't operate radios and isn't named Kenneth.

Please, write your congressman today about preserving this rare breed.

You'll get a pass for not knowing Gudda Gudda, Tyga, Jae Millz, and Lloyd, but you should at LEAST know who Nicki Minaj and Drake are besides "the people who are black and who aren't Lil Wayne."

Check out what's fab funny in showbiz, over at ROFLrazzi!

I guess there's some movie that just came out about a Civil War vet who travels to Mars, but I think I'll hold out until the blockbuster with Jay-Z comes out (there's a Roc-a-fella Studios? Who knew!).