The guitarist for Parliament? But that's not Eddie Hazel ... ohhhh wait, I see what you did there you magnificent bastard.

Who would you want to rap on your single?

Painkiller is kind of all the above.

In case you missed it last night or everywhere else around the interwebs today, Obama totally did a sexy slow jam with Jimmy Fallon and the Roots on Late Night. He's definitely earned the smooth pickup artist vote.

Ugh, I was WONDERING when they'd finally save the children from the sight of Rick Ross' enormous bosom. I know MTV's been lax about censoring lately, but I didn't know they were THAT lax.

Who could mistake Jim Morrison's iconic hair and pants?