Of all the internet browsers, on all the computer screens, in all the relatively affluent areas of the world, his mug walks into mine.

Someone take this kid's sharp objects away.

Must be shooting a music video for "Little Doll."

I mean really, taken on its own this is a masterful work of weaving. Weave-ology. The high sensei of weave-do, if you will.

That banana's got a short stem, I wouldn't test him. He's a loose-cannon plantain who doesn't play by anybody's rules.