Touted as "a vest with educational toys for babies that mothers and caregivers can wear anywhere without the toys falling to a dirty floor", you can back the Very Vest on Kickstarter, if you dare.

"Tammy, dear, can you hike your dress up a bit more? I want to make sure we get a lot of leg in this picture. Also Tim, can you move your left hand a little lower...yeah...that's real nice."

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