I mean, the last thing I remember was being in an Arby's and now everything is dark and it smells like mommy and daddy's bathroom in here.

Sorry gals, guys actually like it when you put some effort into your outfit...

Kudos for attempting to hide your shame with a pair of glasses, but it's just not working honey.

I mean, fashion FAILs, Parenting FAILs, your personal health FAILs... THERE'S JUST TOO MUCH TO HANDLE HERE.