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That guy has to be a construction worker, because only a crane could cause a wedgie that big...

I guess this is what happens when technology gradually becomes obsolete: it becomes part of someone's fashion statement.

As watch sizes began to get smaller, some wore the biggest clocks they could find:

As handheld consoles became more advanced, some wore the older models:

And as print media goes down in flames...

Because when I think "weed," I think "get out there and do something EXTREME with my life."

Ah whatever, not like my mom is trawling for your kind anyway...

Already you're making one man cry and another erupt in migraines. Be considerate of the people who live outside your flossed butthole.