Don't say I've never done anything for Canada Day.

This guy was salking me for 4 days at a festival last month...totally creeped the hell out of me

This person suffers from two delusions: first, that the outfit is age-appropriate for anyone over the age of 6; and second, that it's meant to be worn anywhere except in stuffy Victorian mansions. If you want to go to outside, you either wear something that isn't so vulnerable to stains or you stay away from the goddamn waterfall.

So, how much would you pay for handsome leather shoes that look like they've been splattered with stray paint by the designers at Maison Martin Margiela? Five hundred dollars? Weird, that was exactly the same number I just came up with! Let's hang out sometime and have really unrealistic expectations with one another. It'll be fun!