"C'mon Sally, afraid you might get sweat on your pretty pink tutu?"

This can't be their natural habitat, however. I blame global warming for this kind of species migration. Or something. I'm not a zoo-lololgist.

Fast food is starting to look a like a much more appealing option...

Cuz b*tch dun never grown up!

Also, protip for models: there is already a large hole in the middle of your shirt. You don't need to point to it, we can notice it just fine.

With that many stripes and colors on a single person, you've gotta imagine that he has stories to tell, right? Crazy, disjointed, weird stories, but stories nonetheless.

Being a white kid in America sucks, so I need some kind of escape from the hardships I endure.