safety first

Just one more inch and I can get my workman's comp!

~NSHA

The Canadians' first design for the chainsaw was as frightening as it was useless.

~NSHA

This is why Peter Jackson needs the biggest budget the world can provide. ~NSHA

I'll be back in 20 minutes.

~NSHA

I have a sneaking suspicion that the reason for doing this is not to watch videos of dogs.

~NSHA

I know I should climb up to the helicopter before the building collapses, but that spot really needs some primer.

~NSHA

At least his body lying unconscious on the floor will be easily spotted. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Warning: turning on the air recirculation button will cause the universe to implode in on itself. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Don't worry, if there's an earthquake you'll have the coolest helmet around.

~NSHA

From the submitter:

My dad was told he had to fix the 25 foot tall skylight one hour before company came over, and this creature was born.

Shh, nobody tell him skylight's can be fixed from the roof.

Or as I like to call it, "The Pyramid of Increased Insurance Premiums."

Compared to wizardry, it's extremely unfulfilling.

~NSHA

Recreational Vehicle is a really loose term. ~Not-So-Handy Andy