Just one more inch and I can get my workman's comp!
The Canadians' first design for the chainsaw was as frightening as it was useless.
This is why Peter Jackson needs the biggest budget the world can provide.
I'll be back in 20 minutes.
I have a sneaking suspicion that the reason for doing this is not to watch videos of dogs.
I know I should climb up to the helicopter before the building collapses, but that spot really needs some primer.
At least his body lying unconscious on the floor will be easily spotted. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Warning: turning on the air recirculation button will cause the universe to implode in on itself. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Don't worry, if there's an earthquake you'll have the coolest helmet around.
From the submitter:
My dad was told he had to fix the 25 foot tall skylight one hour before company came over, and this creature was born.
Shh, nobody tell him skylight's can be fixed from the roof.
Or as I like to call it, "The Pyramid of Increased Insurance Premiums."
Compared to wizardry, it's extremely unfulfilling.
Recreational Vehicle is a really loose term. ~Not-So-Handy Andy