This is an udderly stupid way to get out of repairing your emergency eye wash station. (sorry)
So far I only have a 50% litigation rate. Could be worse.
Snow chains should never resemble a spider's web. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
I know I should climb up to the helicopter before the building collapses, but that spot really needs some primer.
Just one more way cigarettes will kill you.
Hmmm, that giant beam halfway through may be a problem. That's okay, you can just jump while sliding and then jump again. That's how physics works, right?
Unless you count that pesky guest who likes to sneak up on you: electrocution.
Aaaaand I'm speechless. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
The Canadians' first design for the chainsaw was as frightening as it was useless.
Soon: Caution, dent in bumper.
This is why Peter Jackson needs the biggest budget the world can provide.
See, everyone is useful after retirement. You just have to cut them in half first. ~Not-So-Handy Andy