safety first

bad puns dual use gloves Professional At Work safety first - 5473329408
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This is an udderly stupid way to get out of repairing your emergency eye wash station. (sorry)

~NSHA

safety first snow snow chains winter - 4577023232
By Jonathan D
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Snow chains should never resemble a spider's web. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

painting Professional At Work safety first - 5289618176
By Pato
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I know I should climb up to the helicopter before the building collapses, but that spot really needs some primer.

~NSHA

dangerous redneck safety first slide - 4985556992
By Jason
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Hmmm, that giant beam halfway through may be a problem. That's okay, you can just jump while sliding and then jump again. That's how physics works, right?

~NSHA

bath electrocution safety first wtf - 5148866560
By Unknown
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Unless you count that pesky guest who likes to sneak up on you: electrocution.

~NSHA

dual use motorcycle safety first sharp - 4423113728
By Mac (Via www.craigvetter.com)
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The Canadians' first design for the chainsaw was as frightening as it was useless.

~NSHA

notes rocks safety first warning - 4427408896
By Unknown
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Soon: Caution, dent in bumper. ~NSHA

Lord of the Rings MAD SCIENCE safety first treehouse wtf - 4926463232
By Unknown
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This is why Peter Jackson needs the biggest budget the world can provide. ~NSHA

dangerous rv safety first towing trailers wtf - 4578323712
By Unknown
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See, everyone is useful after retirement. You just have to cut them in half first. ~Not-So-Handy Andy