How about measure five times, cut once? Just to be sure.

Should have gotten the ones with the sexy lady silhouette, just so ET doesn't get any ideas.

~NSHA

Even when you accidentally lose a thumb due to your visual obstruction, YOU STILL CAN'T CRY.

~NSHA

From the submitter:

"Today the form-master of my class asked me to decorate our room. Our artificial pine has lost, so i decided to make one from a mop handle and a string of artificial pine branches. Merry Christmas from Hungary!"

From the submitter:

My husband bolted this Sunday School table to boards and held it on with rachet straps around the deck so he could paint our deck. Only problem -- How to get on to the scaffolding -- solution -- put a chair on the deck, stand on it, swing leg over deck rail, drop down to the scaffold. Guess it worked.

... bouncy?

Still trying to wrap my head around this one, but I'm thinking the coat hanger/toiler paper roll thing is attached to the locking mechanism, meaning he has to first pull that before swinging the door open. Thoughts?

Almost as dangerous as the stairs of Khazad-dum. ~Not-So-Handy Andy