Just a minor fender bender

Bonus points if you crash into a lake. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

"...but we wanted it on the roof. This is actually how they "installed" our dish... with MY pumpkins. After being told we wanted out on the roof, he said "you don't want it on your new roof. You can plant a bush there and you'll never see it. Or move that wagon over here...it'll be fine."

Some kludges are done just in case. Some are done as a last resort. This one is both. ~Not-So-Handy Andy