On the plus side, now you can make one of the doors lead to a room of angry tigers. For burglars. Or something.

~NSHA

So That's why mop water is always so gross. I now severely regret that time I had a taste. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Look on the bright side: extra space for stuff behind the oven! #totallysafe

Not anymore.

Usually my bike goes sleeveless, but today it was just feeling a fashion change, I guess!

Oh man, sitting around while my machine does every thing is so much work! I better install a fan. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

The Arrested Development movie has a seriously low budget. ~NSHA