How am I supposed to play Diablo III and [SPOILER REDACTED] and kill [SPOILER REDACTED] with all this light?

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Or, just steal both. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

They should be better at all things related to food preparation. It's in their namesake (Apple, amirite?).

I mean, you could fit a whole bunch of goods on top of... I mean...

Stay inside and burn to death or risk your neck on the fire escape. Decisions, decisions.

We all know who's doing the real dirty work here. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Actually, I can't blame him. He probably can't see much of anything.