I wonder if the fact that it was St. Patrick's Day had anything to do with this solution.

This, folks, is what we like to call "doing the bare minimum."

Your parts are hanging out. Pervert.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack

Restore a muscle car with blue and black tape. Classic AND classy!

Calling god. Hello? God?

~NSHA

Being excommunicated in life doesn't apply to instant messaging him in the afterlife, does it?

SUBMITTER COMMENTS - Boss wanted a previously wall-mounted monitor for his desk, but we had lost the stand. Note the paper tucked under the plywood base to level it out.