It's taken Fred Flintstone this long to get around to cleaning the driveway. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

If they're going to base their agricultural tools off of American television shows, they should at least watch something other than The Flinstones.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

It's got 120 horsepower and runs on the tears of liberals.

Sorry fixers, due to some craziness beyond our control here at TIFI headquarters there won't be a Historical Thursday post today. Check back next week for an especially kludgy write-up of ancient workarounds. ~Not-So-Handy Andy