Seriously. I needed those zip ties to make a neat little bracelet.

~NSHA

Apparently, the floor was an insufficient surface for this fan.

If any of my toys had C or D batteries growing up, I instantly liked them less. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

How much memory could it possibly have?

See Mike the FAIL turkey hanging out on the the grill? Tomorrow, Thursday the 24th between 6am and 3pm PST, he'll be hanging out on various FAIL Blog sites. Track him down and he'll lead you to directions to a very special Thanksgiving contest. But be warned, he's not going to be that easy to find...

"I've got the most brilliant idea! Instead of people driving on wheels, why don't we just make the roads themselves out of tires! Brilliant!"

A homogeneous and tightly-clustered society.

~NSHA

A laptop table is too expensive and I had an old desktop, soooo....