Considering you have to piece it together yourself, this is probably a much more comfortable solution.

~NSHA

Here's one ad you'll never see in Germany. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

"Just grab the ladder." "No." "Come on, it's literally right there. Like, seriously. I can almost reach it" "No dude, I heard about this new thing called workers' comp. I haven't checked, but I'm sure we'll be eligible. Don't you want free money?"

~NSHA

But at least those clamps are lending their support. ~NSHA

Either that small plunger is going through puberty at a terrible rate, or maintenance department desperately needs to invest in a new mop.

~NSHA

Actually never mind, I think you might be more likely to swing AND die.