Not to mention their free coffee tastes like crap...

"The last big storm stole my seat off my lawn mower, so I decide to appease Mother Nature by reusing a grocery store bag over top a pillow. Much more comfy, too!"

Mother Nature would be proud! Although I don't think she's too happy on a count of the fact that you keep beheading all of little grass children every two weeks.

Awww, all that effort and she didn't even take a swim!

The line brought the fat, the worker brought the lazy!

"Bought hanging pepper bag, but I didn't have a place to hang it on my balcony, so I lashed a shepherd's crook to my old satellite dish stand with 2 dozen zip strips. It still wasn't sturdy enough, so I jammed a piece of wood in the pipe to lengthen it."

I believe it was the philosopher Young Jeezy who once told us all to stay strapped. Glad to see you're taking his advice!

Spotted in Kiev, Ukraine. A coat hanger and two soda cans make for near-perfect reception.

Submitter Chris Lai crashed their car, and all they had was the roll of Hello Kitty duct tape that they bought for some unknown reason.