And it always looks like he's making fun of my shortcomings. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

From the submitter:

"My sister-in-law wrote this from China: "After a trip to our neighborhood meat market I'm always leery about the change I receive from the vendors... consequently, I typically do some money laundering when I get home... Literally!"

So when she stops, could you say that habit is...

... all washed up?

I couldn't let her go. She had so much life left in her.

Never mind that I'll get decapitated by the sharp, sawed off car roof if I get rear-ended. At least I'll look awesome while it's happening!

"The laser in my magic mouse broke, so I did what any normal kludger would do, glue a mouse with a working laser to the bottom."

Bravo! You know what they say: "two mice are better than one!" Or is it "kill two mice with one stone?"

One can observe the high levels of "Aww, screw it" on the front bumper.

Eighteen years ago, Pascale was paralyzed by a car accident. She always loved the ocean and when her sons got into surfing, she longed to try it. With the help of some duct tape and her fricken awesome friend Ty, she can now ride the waves like a champ.

That fake security camera's fake viewing angle was a little off.

Class is in session at the School of Fail!

Followed by a blurry statue, a blurry group of tourists and a blurry traffic light. Uh oh. ~NSHA

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