All you need is a plastic container, a scrap of quarter-inch plywood, and a generous daub of 5-minute epoxy.

Warning: drinking and surfing can lead to hours of facebook stalking, followed by deep regrets about your life choices.

~NSHA

Oh yes, the fish is fresh. But it may take a few hours to transfer them to our special transportation container.

~NSHA

As you would expect, it was parked at Home Depot.

People who live in the country know what I'm talking about: you're blissfully driving like 150 miles an hour over the speed limit on some rural freeway, when BAM! Tractor. Ssllooww tractor. Not to mention the fact that he's too wide to pass. Thankfully, if you come across this guy on his tractor, there will be no need to fret. As the great Ricky Bobby once said, "if you ain't first, you're last!"

Then convert some of that junk into more trunk!

Not only do you throw it back up, your victim ends up dry heaving. Not a pleasant site.

~NSHA