From the submitter:

My dad was told he had to fix the 25 foot tall skylight one hour before company came over, and this creature was born.

Shh, nobody tell him skylight's can be fixed from the roof.

Not to mention their free coffee tastes like crap...

Van Halen once demanded a contract stipulation that any venue they played at have a fully stocked bowl of M&Ms with all the brown ones removed. While the candy in question is slightly different here, I'd imagine it would work for M&Ms all the same. Because people with crippling OCD deserve to the Taste the Rainbow^{TM C R} too!

Compared to wizardry, it's extremely unfulfilling.

~NSHA

When you've got to s*, it's got to fit!

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