Who knew that a jumble of cords could be this aesthetically pleasing?

This calendar takes care of it.

Heh, stupid baby can't even spell a popular acronym right. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

This is where user avskumgud puts the skinny cat´s food so the fat cat won't eat it all.

Revenge is a dish best served cold, and jealousy is a a dish best served satellite.

~NSHA

Messy room? Check. Box of macaroni? Check. Laptop overheating due to large amounts of torrents? Check. Trying a terrible idea to cool down said laptop? Check.

I think it's safe to say he's in college.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

"Aw gross, I touched the soap. Now I gotta wash my hands." Repeat indefinitely. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

With a riot shield windshield just in case the snow tries any funny stuff.

It's also not always a market. Sometimes it'a a backyard. Where my now-destroyed rake was laying.

~NSHA

Excellent! Now play me a con-chair-to.