Dude, seriously? Aren't you worried about your dog or even the plethora of flammable chemicals you're throwing sparks at? There's a fine line between kludging and wanton disregard for safety, this is definitely the latter.

~NSHA

See more illustrated fixes at Cheezburger's Web Comics site!

Installation art: You're doing it wrong!

"Too early in the morning to be influenced by a "here, hold my beer" moment. My husband's creative helper."

Protip: Move to Seattle. You'll never have to fix an air conditioner again!

~NSHA

...so this was the solution.

For the reddest of necks only! For real, though, well done, random Craigslist user. That's some impressive ingenuity right there!