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It makes a boring wall much more interesting!

Just buy a new toilet tank and plop it in the old one!

Yeah, wouldn't want that falling off or anything.

I've heard of stick shifts before, obviously. But cane shifts?

User SgtGlory thinks there are Zunes holding up the shelves inside.

Lost the piece that holds the handle to the body? Apparently a Q-Tip fits perfectly!

Turn it into a juicer, then I'll be impressed.

Hit something with a sledge hammer long enough and you can take down anything.

Mississippi River steamboats have gotten a little low-budget. Mark Twain would be highly disappoint.