Ah screw it, this month-old casserole isn't going to heat itself.

~NSHA

Submitter Scurvy says that this is how they fix holes that get punched in the drywall in the south.

Hilarity and/or 3rd degree burns ensue when the little ones hunger for that last piece of bread. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Not to be outdone, Russia has their own example of a track-bound snow plow to rival that of the NYC Transit Authority. Complete with a gas turbine similar to ones used in the MIG15 fighter jet. Suck it, snow!

Submitter says: "I've had this wallet for a number of years now, and haven't had the heart to throw it out yet. The "staple shield" (a cut-up Ziploc bag) is there to prevent myself from getting poked by the staples that protrude from the inside."

Dog + trunk = drunk. For multiple reasons.

~NSHA

Because dust bunnies need calcium too!

This option wasn't exactly what I was leaning toward...

My sink is too obscure, you've probably never ridden it before.

Just pop the click for instant knee pain! ~NSHA