Considering you have to piece it together yourself, this is probably a much more comfortable solution.

~NSHA

If you're taking another guys job, and he happens to leave a stack of his business cards at his desk, there's no need to get your own!

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'Cause your arms will be in slings as soon as you swing backward.

This is what happens when you run over submitter Mary's mailbox. She makes a better one.

Even though most of America has been getting a bit too much of this so-called "sunshine" lately. I'm not sure why you would want more!

The temperature sensor in Mike's water cooler died, so he decided to cut some wires and replace it with a switch instead. The only switch that he could find was an old thermostat, so he can only have cold water if the room temperature stays below the maximum of the thermostat.

07.18.2012.The Douche Knight Rises.

Steal 3D glasses from the theatre. Buy two pocket projectors. Borrow a tripod from your "aspiring photographer" cousin. Kludge them all together after pirating any James Cameron "film".

.... no profit