safety first

Don't mind me, just seeing if your tubes are up to date.

~NSHA

Take no heed to the signs above, lest you want this site to disappear.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

See, everyone is useful after retirement. You just have to cut them in half first. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

This is why Peter Jackson needs the biggest budget the world can provide. ~NSHA

I know I should climb up to the helicopter before the building collapses, but that spot really needs some primer.

~NSHA

Compared to wizardry, it's extremely unfulfilling.

~NSHA

He watches you shower. Then he watches you die.

~NSHA

The Canadians' first design for the chainsaw was as frightening as it was useless.

~NSHA