Seriously. We were WAY ahead of Ellen on this one. This site has actually existed for four years. You might not have heard of it before, it was pretty underground. #hipsterinternet

The most hurtful grammar nazi attacks are the ones that skillfully combine lessons in possessive pronouns with an unsympathetic performance review of one's genitalia.

Although if she's going to give a lesson on grammar, she'd better make sure she's using the correct verb form of the first-person plural ("so we don't sound like an uneducated dumb fck").

Where else but the bar?