Dad was especially confused when he remembered that his daughter didn't even play baseball.

New Facebook profile pic 4 shur!

Wikipedia: "Götterdämmerung (help·info) (Twilight of the Gods)[1] is the last in Richard Wagner's cycle of four operas titled Der Ring des Nibelungen (The Ring of the Nibelung, or The Ring for short)... The title is a translation into German of the Old Norse phrase Ragnarök, which in Norse mythology refers to a prophesied war of the gods that brings about the end of the world... The term Götterdämmerung is occasionally used in English, referring to a disastrous conclusion of events."

HOLY CRA

It's all fun and games until the inevitable smorgasbord of child abuse meltdown documented in heavy rotation on MTV.

Maybe it's because Siri and GLaDOS are ONE AND THE SAME.

"That's nice babe, but I'm in more of a pastrami sandwich mood. Send me a foot-long?"