From that game that's basically like Pictionary, except apparently there aren't any rules about drawing words.

I'd actually be more impressed if he said "This is Spartaaaaaaaaa" while licking someone's balls. It'd probably sound something more like "Thith ith Thpartaaaaaaaaflgngh"

How do you lose something after you drop it? Did it flex into a tube shape and roll under the couch? Did it sprout legs and run away?

Whenever someone's having a heart attack, the first thing to do is hold an engrossing conversation with them. Act intensely interested in everything they say, because they're likely doing it for attention.

JUST KIDDING KIDS DON'T DO THIS CALL 911

Listen, if you mind control a highly-trained government assassin, you can't expect him to be well-versed in animal care.