From the submitter:

Even more proof!

Although, to be fair, you did say you were glad Siri isn't black as well.

A scene so idyllic, she nodded off in the middle of taking the picture and missed the waterfall.

The perfect way to threaten anyone to whom arms, legs, full-sized swimming pools, chocolate-flavored syrup, tasteful fashion statements, loved ones, vegetarianism, and spoons are of the utmost importance.