This one's great if you want your phone to be both bulky, obnoxious, and a tribute to an era where mobile phones were horrible.

Calling your mom out on her age is probably a bad idea.

Sleeping with the dog while texting is the best. Sometimes he'll text for you!

(R-r-r-repost!)

I'd rather not know about the freaky role-playing that goes on between this user and Siri.