Hmmm, if only there were some way that your phone would let you talk to the person on the other end, instead of having to send text messages of 200 characters or less. Sure would be convenient.

Hey now. I knew the Welsh have been discriminated against in the (not-as-recent) past, but I didn't know it was that bad.

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Soon we'll ditch those boring handheld touchscreens and be able to play Angry Birds with our minds! For every level we complete, the iChip will flood our brains with dopamine! It'll be literally addicting! The government will have to regulate it! Maybe even ban it! We'll be forced to either turn to the black market or burn our iChips and go back to using pen and paper! The future!