j0annaaa says: "This girl is gorgeous and talented. This tattoo, on the other hand, is heinous and terrifying. Text says: 'no regrets, thats my motto, that and everybody wang chung tonight.' What in the actual f*ck?"

We've moved on from fingers and on to full on to double-wielding forearms.

That phallic cloud is aimed right at him!

Grandma has a Homer Simpson five-o'-clock shadow and grandpa has a Peter Griffin nutsack-chin.

Router? I just met her!