"You'll never know deep love goes until it's time to say goodbye."

This tat combines The HitchHiker's Guide to the Galaxy (42), the Lord of the Rings: The One Ring script, and Doctor Who's Time Lord Seal.

Gotta love the "tattoo-as-substitute-for-cleavage" tattoos.

"I hate the one percent." "So you hate minorities?" "No, I LOVE minorities. You know what I mean." "You mean that you hate the people that the media tells you to hate?" "Yeah! I hate those sheep!"

If only I could go back in time and warn this guy not to get this tattoo.

First, I want to be feared, then loved or respected, but not both.