Greetings all! My name is Nick, and I'll be the new caretaker of the Gallery of Regrets for the foreseeable future. I enjoy such things as a fine gin and tonic at the end of the day, eating out more often than I should, and spending money on things I can't afford (a habit that informs the first two things on this list).

The one major change you can expect to see here is a marked increase in the amount of everything; more posts, more features, and more fun for the whole family. Since I'm me

Known as Lichtenberg scars, these are common in people struck by lightning, proving that Mother Nature enjoys tattooing people against their will.

When your hair grows back, things are going to get awkward.

That shouldn't take long.