I don't understand this concept of men getting sexy babe tattoos. Look, I like naked ladies as much as the next red-blooded heterosexual male, but I have this theory that getting one tattooed on your skin will decrease your chances of getting a real one on your skin. I'd like to hear what the ladies think about this.

Give up yet?

Because I'm going to tell you the answer.

Ready?

It's Emma Watson. But before you start crying at her loss of innocence, don't worry, it's for a movie and completely fake.

Life is a gamble... that's still no excuse for going all in on a bad hand.

Might want to think that one through again, buddy.