Dude, seriously? Aren't you worried about your dog or even the plethora of flammable chemicals you're throwing sparks at? There's a fine line between kludging and wanton disregard for safety, this is definitely the latter.
No membership card? Luckily we also accept fifths as payment. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
What do you do when you need to paint a closet that is above a stairwell? Boards, plywood with a big hole in it, and a folding chair.
Oh yeah, and lots of insurance.
If he falls he just has to grab onto the umbrella which will provide a gentle float down to the ground.
He doesn't even have a seat belt.
This is an udderly stupid way to get out of repairing your emergency eye wash station. (sorry)
Along with the pink helmet and white basket, the bike gang had serious questions about granting him membership.
Don't worry, the only things that can get through those are liquids and fire. You'll be FINE.
I'm afraid if I saw this IRL my brain would go into video game mode and I would just go for it.
This could be an interesting test to see if fire extinguishers are flammable.
So far I only have a 50% litigation rate. Could be worse.