safety first

Or as I like to call it, "The Pyramid of Increased Insurance Premiums."

He doesn't even have a seat belt.

~NSHA

Hmmm, that giant beam halfway through may be a problem. That's okay, you can just jump while sliding and then jump again. That's how physics works, right?

~NSHA

Don't worry, the only things that can get through those are liquids and fire. You'll be FINE.

~NSHA

Warning: turning on the air recirculation button will cause the universe to implode in on itself. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Proof that the man who builds his home upon rock isn't always the wisest.

~NSHA

Or the recent tornado left that trailer family with a serious upgrade.

~NSHA

Even if he wasn't wearing this, I'm not sure he could do any more damage. ~NSHA

Somehow, you will still manage to step on this piece.

~NSHA

No way! They need to get to Cumbaya and sing campfire songs ASAP!

~NSHA

Snow chains should never resemble a spider's web. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Just one more way cigarettes will kill you.

~NSHA

So I became a trailer hitch.

~NSHA