safety first

animals Mad Science Monday safety first welding - 5460289536
By Anonymous
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Dude, seriously? Aren't you worried about your dog or even the plethora of flammable chemicals you're throwing sparks at? There's a fine line between kludging and wanton disregard for safety, this is definitely the latter.

~NSHA

dangerous holding it up safety first towing trucks - 4670573568
By Unknown
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No membership card? Luckily we also accept fifths as payment. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

safety first painting stairwell - 6928983040
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What do you do when you need to paint a closet that is above a stairwell? Boards, plywood with a big hole in it, and a folding chair.

Oh yeah, and lots of insurance.

heights Professional At Work safety first umbrella - 5209204224
By Unknown
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If he falls he just has to grab onto the umbrella which will provide a gentle float down to the ground.

~NSHA

bad puns dual use gloves Professional At Work safety first - 5473329408
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This is an udderly stupid way to get out of repairing your emergency eye wash station. (sorry)

~NSHA

bell bike dual use motorcycle safety first - 5300776192
By Unknown
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Along with the pink helmet and white basket, the bike gang had serious questions about granting him membership.

~NSHA

dual use Professional At Work safety first - 4750376960
By Unknown
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Don't worry, the only things that can get through those are liquids and fire. You'll be FINE.

~NSHA

bridge motorcycle safety first wtf - 5002164736
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I'm afraid if I saw this IRL my brain would go into video game mode and I would just go for it.

~NSHA

electrical fire electricity safety first - 3782595072
By Unknown
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This could be an interesting test to see if fire extinguishers are flammable.

~NSHA