safety first

glasses perfect fit safety first - 4444454144
By Frosted Donut
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I don't know about you, but I tend to avoid wearing glasses that have loose wires pointing towards my retinas. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

home improvement ladder safety first - 5057730048
By Nathan
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From the submitter:

My dad was told he had to fix the 25 foot tall skylight one hour before company came over, and this creature was born.

Shh, nobody tell him skylight's can be fixed from the roof.

bad puns dual use gloves Professional At Work safety first - 5473329408
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This is an udderly stupid way to get out of repairing your emergency eye wash station. (sorry)

~NSHA

fire Professional At Work safety first welding - 5431360768
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This is why many companies don't encourage wearing your costume to the office.

~NSHA

elements safety first science - 4969972480
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He waited too long for the Five-second rule to be applicable. This was the next best solution.

~NSHA