safety first

At least his body lying unconscious on the floor will be easily spotted. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

From the submitter:

Wanted hot water, but had unpleasant company downstairs. So I decided to heat it using what I had in my room at the time.

A love letter from the submitter:

Dear HP, F*ck you and your $100 power cords.

As a wise man once said, an escalator can never break...

~NSHA

Don't mind me, just seeing if your tubes are up to date.

~NSHA

Aaaaand I'm speechless. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

This is why many companies don't encourage wearing your costume to the office.

~NSHA

Proof that the man who builds his home upon rock isn't always the wisest.

~NSHA

What? It's "first?" First in what?