safety first

But at least those clamps are lending their support. ~NSHA

No way! They need to get to Cumbaya and sing campfire songs ASAP!

~NSHA

The Canadians' first design for the chainsaw was as frightening as it was useless.

~NSHA

Just one more way cigarettes will kill you.

~NSHA

As a wise man once said, an escalator can never break...

~NSHA

On a completely unrelated matter, does it seem dizzy in here? ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Proof that the man who builds his home upon rock isn't always the wisest.

~NSHA

Hmmm, that giant beam halfway through may be a problem. That's okay, you can just jump while sliding and then jump again. That's how physics works, right?

~NSHA

Sorry folks, the fire department is taking their tryptophan-induced nap. Try again tomorrow.

~NSHA