safety first

So I became a trailer hitch.

~NSHA

What? It's "first?" First in what?

Compared to wizardry, it's extremely unfulfilling.

~NSHA

He watches you shower. Then he watches you die.

~NSHA

No, Daddy! I wanted the entire car to be pink! Oh well, at least I won't have to wear those uncomfortable seat belts.

~NSHA

What do you do when you need to paint a closet that is above a stairwell? Boards, plywood with a big hole in it, and a folding chair.

Oh yeah, and lots of insurance.

Try not to drip any paint on the stairs. Thanks. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Recreational Vehicle is a really loose term. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Nothing says bathroom safety like a self-installed surge protector.

~NSHA

See, everyone is useful after retirement. You just have to cut them in half first. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Ah screw it, this month-old casserole isn't going to heat itself.

~NSHA

I'm afraid if I saw this IRL my brain would go into video game mode and I would just go for it.

~NSHA