safety first

It's much better than that grill that made every one so sleepy they went to bed on the floor.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

See, everyone is useful after retirement. You just have to cut them in half first. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Also, I think one of my front tires may be flat. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Not as fun as the Hungarian Bath, but I guess it gets the job done.

~NSHA

Good thing he left that wire hanging there, now it'll be easier to yank out with your bare hands.

~NSHA

He watches you shower. Then he watches you die.

~NSHA

If he falls he just has to grab onto the umbrella which will provide a gentle float down to the ground.

~NSHA