Nothing says bathroom safety like a self-installed surge protector.
Somehow, you will still manage to step on this piece.
He waited too long for the Five-second rule to be applicable. This was the next best solution.
See, everyone is useful after retirement. You just have to cut them in half first. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
No membership card? Luckily we also accept fifths as payment. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
At least his body lying unconscious on the floor will be easily spotted. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Along with the pink helmet and white basket, the bike gang had serious questions about granting him membership.
Even if he wasn't wearing this, I'm not sure he could do any more damage. ~NSHA