He watches you shower. Then he watches you die.
THE STORM IS CHASING YOU! DRIVE FASTER!
Nooo! Use electrical tape. It conducts the current better.
No way! They need to get to Cumbaya and sing campfire songs ASAP!
So I became a trailer hitch.
And after 40 minutes your home doubles as a coffin.
Buses don't have seat belts. I don't see the problem.
No, Daddy! I wanted the entire car to be pink! Oh well, at least I won't have to wear those uncomfortable seat belts.
The Canadians' first design for the chainsaw was as frightening as it was useless.
Not as fun as the Hungarian Bath, but I guess it gets the job done.