safety first

Try not to drip any paint on the stairs. Thanks. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

What? It's "first?" First in what?

I'm afraid if I saw this IRL my brain would go into video game mode and I would just go for it.

~NSHA

If anything comes unplug just start kicking it until something happens.

~NSHA

He doesn't even have a seat belt.

~NSHA

He waited too long for the Five-second rule to be applicable. This was the next best solution.

~NSHA

From the submitter:

this is my neighbour handy man cutting down a tree..... saftey 1st?????? oh and before you ask, yes he is standing on one leg with no harness ove the top of my green house!!!!

We can branch if we want to We can leave your ladder behind

Or as I like to call it, "The Pyramid of Increased Insurance Premiums."

The movie consists of Jason Statham yelling at the truck driver for 2 hours. Just kidding, 82 minutes. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

This is why Peter Jackson needs the biggest budget the world can provide. ~NSHA