It's much better than that grill that made every one so sleepy they went to bed on the floor.
See, everyone is useful after retirement. You just have to cut them in half first. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Also, I think one of my front tires may be flat. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Not as fun as the Hungarian Bath, but I guess it gets the job done.
Good thing he left that wire hanging there, now it'll be easier to yank out with your bare hands.
He watches you shower. Then he watches you die.
If he falls he just has to grab onto the umbrella which will provide a gentle float down to the ground.