safety first

If Sam had his way, the trip to Mordor would have been very different. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

No membership card? Luckily we also accept fifths as payment. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Soon: Caution, dent in bumper. ~NSHA

Buses don't have seat belts. I don't see the problem.

~NSHA

Fewer than 400 channels?! Over my dead body! ~Not-So-Handy Andy

From the submitter:

Wanted hot water, but had unpleasant company downstairs. So I decided to heat it using what I had in my room at the time.

Aaaaand I'm speechless. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Along with the pink helmet and white basket, the bike gang had serious questions about granting him membership.

~NSHA

Snow chains should never resemble a spider's web. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

From the submitter:

My dad was told he had to fix the 25 foot tall skylight one hour before company came over, and this creature was born.

Shh, nobody tell him skylight's can be fixed from the roof.

Don't mind me, just seeing if your tubes are up to date.

~NSHA

Also, I think one of my front tires may be flat. ~Not-So-Handy Andy