safety first

Nothing says bathroom safety like a self-installed surge protector.

~NSHA

Somehow, you will still manage to step on this piece.

~NSHA

He waited too long for the Five-second rule to be applicable. This was the next best solution.

~NSHA

See, everyone is useful after retirement. You just have to cut them in half first. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

No membership card? Luckily we also accept fifths as payment. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

At least his body lying unconscious on the floor will be easily spotted. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Along with the pink helmet and white basket, the bike gang had serious questions about granting him membership.

~NSHA

Even if he wasn't wearing this, I'm not sure he could do any more damage. ~NSHA