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Graphic Designer FAIL

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A quick Tumblr post highlights how forgetful human beings can be | andhumanslovedstories started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago itchy scalp and dandruff, and then ten years have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so thought "why do still buy shampoo combat itchy scalp and dandruff do not have itchy scalp and dandruff so stopped buying shampoo itchy scalp and dandruff and can guess have now? Can predict currently afflicts s alright if can't because apparently fuckin couldn't either

Quick Tumblr Post On Humans' Willful Ignorance

We all can get so horribly forgetful.

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A Good Exercise Plan Gone Wrong

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No, That's Your Hand

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Who's Your Daddy?

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Someone's About to Shrek Themselves

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Getting Back at the Magic Nerds

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Weapons of Mass Distraction

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invigorating sassy tumblr posts | official-estonia If having bad day, remember 16th century Baltic Germans dressed like this: illustration of people dressed in pastel colored robes that cover them completely. officialunitedstates wife is pregnant, due any day suddenly contractions start "CAN'T, WON'T HAVEN'T, DON'T, ISN'T" she says mememic-bry "doc appears contractions are worsening nurse says between breaths wife gasps and screeches Y'ALL'D'VE"

17 Invigorating Tumblr Posts That'll Just Speak To You

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Funny tumblr story of an elevator Karen is mean to a kid on the elevator, so the kid pretends to be blind | captainthaddiusflorencefrancis inventivefraud Follow gale nomads Follow Did ever tell guys met Karen on cruise 13, got yelled at by her and before proceeded make her regret her life choices span 3 minutes on an elevator? gale nomads Follow Okay so this 11 years ago 13 and on cruise my Cousin's quinceanera (Royal Caribbean gave discounts those)

Elevator Karen Spits Verbal Venom At Kid, Kid Pretends To Be Blind

Karen didn't know what to do.

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You Can Run, But ...

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Tumblr Has a New Favorite Bird

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Funny Tumblr posts and shitposts that came out funny | darkvioletcloud im going through my skyrim screenshot folder 40 Do want poison delicious quinoa, susan? 459 30 148 Yes No 36 179 90 18 han-j1 Who names their character Susan darkvioletcloud poisoning an enchanted crossbow, which gave nickname so wouldn't accidentally sell name weapon is "delicious quinoa, Susan" | Person - Sponsored 's Hard Meet Our Significant Other Early On LifeHotStories Learn more Imaonade really really try hard avoid po

50 Funny Tumblr Posts That'll Help You Waste Your Time

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Your Sister is Just Waiting for it

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Conflict Diamonds Right From the Heart of a Tumblr Joke

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Tumblr thread on the importance of the Rocky Horror Picture Show | unthrash-deactivated20151110 rocky horror is worst and is also transmisogynistic can please finally get over this shit movie fagtrender ok but like writer is transgender nonbinary and language used play preferred language by trans people time can not deny parts our history because evolved since then thanks minim-calibre Follow So fucking much this. PS, youth today be saying same damn thing about art this time before too long good

Tumblr Thread: Rocky Horror Picture Show Was Freedom

Well said, indeed.

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