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"So Uh... About the Grays..."

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Way to be "Profound," Jerkhole

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Too Much TV Makes us Zombies

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Canada: America's Quiet, Cooler Sibling

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When You Want to Get Extra Kinky, Try K'nex

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Netflix did pull a weird move with those avatars.
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top ten 10 tumblr posts daily | lesbwian Follow ruining planet sorry who is this don't recall myself running billion dollar oil business hardleywhelmed Follow Sometimes use keurig and feel bad but then remember Just 100 companies responsible 71 global emissions

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Really? Because That's Not What Your Tags Say

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A quick Tumblr post on common misconceptions when caring for monsters | headspace-hotel Follow Common misconceptions surrounding care monsters Contrary popular belief is NOT normal Cerberus's heads fight with one another; this indicates anxiety or lack proper enrichment. Giant spiders are actually very social creatures, and should not be housed alone. Provide Sphinx with enrichment by answering its riddles. Though Sphinxes can be trained attack those who answer incorrectly, they actually

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This should be a video game.
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No, That's Your Hand

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We All Have This Reaction Around Babies

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Funny tumblr story of an elevator Karen is mean to a kid on the elevator, so the kid pretends to be blind | captainthaddiusflorencefrancis inventivefraud Follow gale nomads Follow Did ever tell guys met Karen on cruise 13, got yelled at by her and before proceeded make her regret her life choices span 3 minutes on an elevator? gale nomads Follow Okay so this 11 years ago 13 and on cruise my Cousin's quinceanera (Royal Caribbean gave discounts those)

Elevator Karen Spits Verbal Venom At Kid, Kid Pretends To Be Blind

Karen didn't know what to do.
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