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Flipper Never Had Days Like These

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Robin's Ready to Run the Jewels

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Then They Both Went Home and Blogged About Their Day on Tumblr

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Never Count Out Tumblr for a Good Pun

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The Magical Disappearing Butt-Scope

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Tumblr Story: Wholesome Neighbor Is Helpful for No Reason

See, people can be nice to each other.
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A funny quick Tumblr thread about things that people will see on a road trip across America | things will see on road trip across america -so much desert will get scared seriously california new mexico is terrifying like 's eight straight hours pale red desert and sky is so large everything, even car, even hands, looks like tenuously small and fragile diorama placed on an endless pale red table and left there dissolve.

Quick Tumblr Post On Great American Road Trip

Don't forget those highway overpasses.
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No, That's Your Hand

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Does This Dating Mantra Hit a Little too Close to Home?

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Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Cold, With Cherries on Top

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Canada: America's Quiet, Cooler Sibling

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The Dangers of Talking About Virtual Families

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