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That's the Look of 10,000 Notes on Tumblr

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$95 Worth of Thanks

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The Status Quo Can't Even Handle My Outfit Right Now

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Please Bless Us With Your Tasty Sugary Treats, Churro Man

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Tumblr Thread on Patrol Ghost Ship Submarines | pipistrellus STILL ON PATROL learned something new and horrifying today which is no submarine is ever considered "lost there is apparently tradition U.S. Navy no submarine is ever lost. Those go sea and do not return are considered be "still on patrol There is monument about this along canal near here its worst thing have ever seen says "STILL ON PATROL huge letters and then goes on specify exactly many WWII submarine ghosts are STILL OUT THERE

Tumblr Thread: The Still On-Patrol Submarines

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Biologists Don't Play Around With the Insults

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Tumblr thread on customers crazy coffee orders | say this jokingly but had customer actually order pumpkin spice latte with 9 shots espresso (also no whip) and asked her verify she did indeed want 9 shots espresso she looked dead eyes and said have 5 kids" witchcraft-with-space-bean once had woman come and ordered an Americano with 19 shots espresso drink took ages held up line asked

Tumblr Thread: Customers' Mythically Powerful Coffee Orders

It's some kind of monster.

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Does This Dating Mantra Hit a Little too Close to Home?

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The Best Film Never Made

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A humorous Tumblr post imagines where books came from.

Humorous Tumblr Post Imagines Where Books Come From

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What Kind of Monster Does This? Is That You, Joffrey?

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Bring Us the Wookie, and the Nutella

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Whatever You Say, Brainiac

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