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Sometimes This is as Good as it Gets

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What Kind of Monster Does This? Is That You, Joffrey?

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Admit it, You Can't Spell His Name Either

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A collection of funny moments from the minds of people on Tumblr | xtraterrestrials my personal curse is knowledge function best with rigid structure and strict routine but am almost totally incapable independently establishing or maintaining structure and routine curlyfrywho Don't forget this special feature: at same time hating people tell do | cherenigans: do think whoever designing default netflix avatar made mistake somewhere but just sat there laughing at result so long whole design team

Totally Random And Hilarious Tumblr Nuggets

Netflix did pull a weird move with those avatars.
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You Just Don't Understand the Swarm, Mom

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They Can Only Do That With Their Tears

They Can Only Do That With Their Tears
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A quick Tumblr post highlights how forgetful human beings can be | andhumanslovedstories started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago itchy scalp and dandruff, and then ten years have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so thought "why do still buy shampoo combat itchy scalp and dandruff do not have itchy scalp and dandruff so stopped buying shampoo itchy scalp and dandruff and can guess have now? Can predict currently afflicts s alright if can't because apparently fuckin couldn't either

Quick Tumblr Post On Humans' Willful Ignorance

We all can get so horribly forgetful.
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Frank Welker is Not Just SOME GUY

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top ten 10 tumblr posts daily | -blackfoot-contessa Follow Watching commercials first time while, andI am laughing at little 'filmed before covid' disclaimers at bottom ones showing parties and bars and social gatherings garbage-empress Follow [scene at social gathering do not attempt 2,257 notes

Top Ten Tumblr Posts Of The Day (August 4, 2020)

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funny jokes from twitter and tumblr | Dee @figgled 's kinda fucked musicians eat sandwiches by placing them inside trombones and honking them into each other's mouths 18/4/17, 12:32 pm skirtsuit-angel this is an example defamiliarization, where something totally normal, conventional, and ordinary like honkwiching is taken and described as something sounds weird and foreign Source: memewhoreMehGyver @AndrewNadeau0 | After leaving Willy Wonka's factory WIFE WIFE WIFE: Lot deaths LOT deaths tour!

Funny Tumblr Moments and Sweet Ripened Tweets

Thy cup overfloweth.
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You Can Run, But ...

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It Sounds the Same to English-Speaking Ears Anyway

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funny tumblr posts blog blogging reblog entertaining and interesting relatable jokes inspirational weird humor today i learned | floverload 's dumb stress makes hair fall out slowly should reach certain level stress and should all fall off at once heap floverload waiter: enjoy meal too *becomes instantly bald*

Random Tumblr Posts And Tidbits To Help You Waste Time

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Wouldn't Mind Looking Up That Kilt...

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30 Quirky Tumblr Posts That'll Get You Laughing

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You Just Don't UNDERSTAND My Bowel Movements, MOM

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