Go Ahead, I Dare You!

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Go Ahead, I Dare You!
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Oops, my scanner's broken. Looks like that renders the monetary and economic value of the goods you're purchasing moot!

Yeah, We Cover That!

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Yeah, We Cover That!
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"However, if you take out a life insurance policy with us, you'll be good to go!"

Oh Thank God You're Here!

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Oh Thank God You're Here!
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"He's going through taco withdrawal, we need 50 cc's of tapatio sauce, stat!"