We Have Clearance, Clarence

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clearance,g rated,Hall of Fame,monday thru friday,moving can,overpass,penske,rental truck,truck,van
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Roger, what's our height, Dwight?

Be Part of the Solution!

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Hall of Fame,jobs i want,jobs that exist,jobs that i am qualified,jobs that i am qualified for,part of the problem,solutions,venn diagram
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Although it's kind of hard to be a part of the solution when the problem is 99.9 percent of the whole thing!

I'm Sorry Sir, That's Our Policy

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fine print,Free Hugs,Hall of Fame,hug insurance
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Would you like to purchase hug insurance for times when you feel lonely?

The Dark Knight Rises to the Challenge

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batman,bruce wayne,captain america,christian bale,genius billionaire playbo,Hall of Fame,iron man,steve rogers,The Avengers,the dark knight,the dark knight rises,tony stark
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And that's all in my spare time. Problem, dudes?

You Know, Hell Ain't So Bad!

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circles of hell,dantes inferno,Hall of Fame,hell,pitchfork
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Brunetto Latini says that if I exceed my forking quota for the next two weeks, I'll move down to circle eight! Cool beans!

Unacceptable!

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cable television,Hall of Fame,mall,security,violence,violence versus sex
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Guy getting shot in the head? Cable television. Fun bags? Rated XXX NC-17 M for Mature, should be viewed by no one ever.

In the Trimming and Cutting System, The People Are Represented By Two Separate Yet Equally Important Groups

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dun dun,g rated,Hall of Fame,law and order,lawn and order,lawn order,monday thru friday,special sprinkers unit,svu
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The weedwackers who utilize twine, and the mowers who prosecut the offenders. These are their stories.

DUN DUN!