Fifty Shades of Crey

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Hall of Fame,monday thru friday
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Go forth! There's a place for smut like this! I hear it's called "the intraweb."

Be Part of the Solution!

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Hall of Fame,jobs i want,jobs that exist,jobs that i am qualified,jobs that i am qualified for,part of the problem,solutions,venn diagram
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Although it's kind of hard to be a part of the solution when the problem is 99.9 percent of the whole thing!

I'm Sorry Sir, That's Our Policy

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fine print,Free Hugs,Hall of Fame,hug insurance
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Would you like to purchase hug insurance for times when you feel lonely?

You Know, Hell Ain't So Bad!

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circles of hell,dantes inferno,Hall of Fame,hell,pitchfork
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Brunetto Latini says that if I exceed my forking quota for the next two weeks, I'll move down to circle eight! Cool beans!

Unacceptable!

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cable television,Hall of Fame,mall,security,violence,violence versus sex
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Guy getting shot in the head? Cable television. Fun bags? Rated XXX NC-17 M for Mature, should be viewed by no one ever.