Of all the blob-people, the Tech Support guy is the only one who's frowning when he's introduced. He can see it coming.
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Whatever puts extra distance between me and Vista is fine in my book.
No hot air dryers in this bathroom. Please use management.
No #2 pencil required to rewind the spool!
That's fairly good penmanship.
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