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And stopping to check directions once along your route is far too many times.

~Not-So-Handy-Clearly-Not-A-Smartphone-Owner-Andy

I have absolutely no idea what process engineering is. But from now on whenever hear that word I'm going to think of this. And so should you.

~NSHA

Speak softly and carry a freaking huge Gatling gun attached to a wheel barrow.

~NSHA

From the submitter:

My new video card is rather LARGE, and there was only one slot on the motherboard which could accomodate it. It's VERY close to my sound card (which also cannot be moved), and I noticed a strange "ping..ping..PINGPINGPING" sound coming from the case. All the heat generated inside was making the entire video card warp slightly (this only occurs when playing Fallout 3 with LOTS of mods) and the fan was coming into contact with some of the solder points on the sound board! Yikes!

He had problems with overheating so he decided to fix it with little pieces of plastic? This should end well.

The desklap? The toptop?

Before Leopard, Snow Leopard and Lion, there was House Cat.

You know how a Hummer limo is a Humo? Well that's a Chevrolet, so I was going to call it the "Chemo," but that's kind of weird.

Maybe a little Netflixxx?

Man, he must be messed up from drinking all that bottled water. College kids these days...

~NSHA

At last I can realize my dream of whittling vases out of potatoes.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack

(and good beer)

Long video, but worth the watch.

I don't speak Polish, but I think I can figure out what's going on here. A couple of guys put up fliers for their new "demolition business" around town. Problem is, they don't know anything about demolition and just figured they could make a couple bucks breaking stuff in their spare time. Surprisingly enough, they get a job to take down an old brick wall. So they show up with their only piece of equipment: their mother's Opel.

Heat guns are the ultimate slow cookers.