Oops, my scanner's broken. Looks like that renders the monetary and economic value of the goods you're purchasing moot!
Another reason to leave work early.
It will come. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but you WILL update!
"No sir, go to the start menu. It's the little Windows icon in the bottom of the screen... no, sir, it keeps disappearing because you're double-clicking."
Surprisingly, no one noticed I was gone.
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