I'm not sure which was the biggest fail, this entire debt crisis debacle or the 2010 elections. How bad does it have to get, 'Merica, before you stop electing nutheads?
All of my money: take it now, please.
Oops, my scanner's broken. Looks like that renders the monetary and economic value of the goods you're purchasing moot!
... he just went to work for American Airlines!
People know you can get MacOSX Lion for other laptops, right?