What's the soundtrack for this battle for the ages?
Opera, of course.
"In conclusion, members of the board, I believe that our quarterly profits index indicates that BOOM! we gwaan ha' a bashment time wid copious green a-come in! Jah know!"
Go forth! There's a place for smut like this! I hear it's called "the intraweb."
Roger, what's our height, Dwight?
Although it's kind of hard to be a part of the solution when the problem is 99.9 percent of the whole thing!
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