news,facepalm,Probably bad News,funny,fail nation
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If you think these names sound like the punchline of a bad joke your uncle would tell, that's because you're correct. The news station later sent out an apology for using unverified information in their report, but not before it was archived by the internet.

bathroom,toilet paper,twilight
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I never get tired of saying this: Twilight sucks. There's probably a sizeable market of like-minded people out there who would be interested in an edition of Twilight where the story is printed on pages that are actually soft enough to use as toilet paper. Business idea!

~Office Lackey Jack

public library,library,pr0n
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He was likely looking for the f* he never gave on the internet and just got a little sidetracked.

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