I See a Pew Things Wrong With This

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bad puns,buckle up,cars,safety first,seats
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Just because you stole them from church doesn't mean they're going to keep you safe.

~NSHA

Safety Branch

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dangerous,falling,ladder,safety first
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From the submitter:

this is my neighbour handy man cutting down a tree..... saftey 1st?????? oh and before you ask, yes he is standing on one leg with no harness ove the top of my green house!!!!

We can branch if we want to We can leave your ladder behind

Only A Mad Hatter Would Think of This

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elements,safety first,science
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He waited too long for the Five-second rule to be applicable. This was the next best solution.

~NSHA

Ice To See You

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safety first,snow,snow chains,winter
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Snow chains should never resemble a spider's web. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Is There a Smudge on My Windshield?

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cars,dangerous,safety first,trucks,weird,windshield,wtf
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Also, I think one of my front tires may be flat. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Paint First, Rescue Later

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painting,Professional At Work,safety first
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I know I should climb up to the helicopter before the building collapses, but that spot really needs some primer.

~NSHA