Buses don't have seat belts. I don't see the problem.
From the submitter:
Had to recharge my camera and phone in Vietnam, some klugding was needed.
Take no heed to the signs above, lest you want this site to disappear.
He waited too long for the Five-second rule to be applicable. This was the next best solution.
Unless you count that pesky guest who likes to sneak up on you: electrocution.