Keep Your Eyes Clean, Not Your Hands

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bad puns,dual use,gloves,Professional At Work,safety first
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This is an udderly stupid way to get out of repairing your emergency eye wash station. (sorry)

~NSHA

No Fires Today, It's Thanksgiving

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emergency,fire alarm,safety first,tax dollars at work
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Sorry folks, the fire department is taking their tryptophan-induced nap. Try again tomorrow.

~NSHA

And Our Right You'll See a Bunch of Blurry Shopping Centers

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dual use,safety first,tape,vans
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Followed by a blurry statue, a blurry group of tourists and a blurry traffic light. Uh oh. ~NSHA

Not A Good Thing To See When Entering a Cab

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cars,glovebox,safety first,taxi
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Buses don't have seat belts. I don't see the problem.

~NSHA

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