No way! They need to get to Cumbaya and sing campfire songs ASAP!
Don't jump Mr. A/C! I love you! ~Not-So-Handy Andy
See what you have to do when you wear sandals on the wrong day? ~Not-So-Handy Andy
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Unless you count that pesky guest who likes to sneak up on you: electrocution.