That's so Dangerous

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cars,dangerous,driving,safety first,seat belt
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He doesn't even have a seat belt.

~NSHA

No Fires Today, It's Thanksgiving

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emergency,fire alarm,safety first,tax dollars at work
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Sorry folks, the fire department is taking their tryptophan-induced nap. Try again tomorrow.

~NSHA

Why Is It Constantly Icy Out?

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cars,safety first,windows,windshield,wtf
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THE STORM IS CHASING YOU! DRIVE FASTER!

~NSHA

Because Replacement Costs are for Suckers

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computers,electricity,Hall of Fame,safety first
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A love letter from the submitter:

Dear HP, F*ck you and your $100 power cords.

Only A Mad Hatter Would Think of This

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elements,safety first,science
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He waited too long for the Five-second rule to be applicable. This was the next best solution.

~NSHA

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