Just one more way cigarettes will kill you.
I know I should climb up to the helicopter before the building collapses, but that spot really needs some primer.
See what you have to do when you wear sandals on the wrong day? ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Good thing he left that wire hanging there, now it'll be easier to yank out with your bare hands.
It's much better than that grill that made every one so sleepy they went to bed on the floor.
Nothing says bathroom safety like a self-installed surge protector.