This is an udderly stupid way to get out of repairing your emergency eye wash station. (sorry)
If he falls he just has to grab onto the umbrella which will provide a gentle float down to the ground.
Sorry folks, the fire department is taking their tryptophan-induced nap. Try again tomorrow.
Unless you count that pesky guest who likes to sneak up on you: electrocution.
Buses don't have seat belts. I don't see the problem.
I know I should climb up to the helicopter before the building collapses, but that spot really needs some primer.