safety first

Good thing he left that wire hanging there, now it'll be easier to yank out with your bare hands.

~NSHA

How could something go wrong?

I don't know about you, but I tend to avoid wearing glasses that have loose wires pointing towards my retinas. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Compared to wizardry, it's extremely unfulfilling.

~NSHA

And with the sound of the crashing TV, so came the switch from Engineering to English Lit.

~NSHA

See, everyone is useful after retirement. You just have to cut them in half first. ~Not-So-Handy Andy