The keys to power

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bad puns,dual use,electricity,keys,safety first
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This Contraption Seems to Be Gaining Popularity

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ladder,safety first,health insurance
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Or as I like to call it, "The Pyramid of Increased Insurance Premiums."

And Our Right You'll See a Bunch of Blurry Shopping Centers

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dual use,safety first,tape,vans
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Followed by a blurry statue, a blurry group of tourists and a blurry traffic light. Uh oh. ~NSHA

There's A Head In My Bucket

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bucket,dual use,helmet,motorcycle,safety first
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Even if he wasn't wearing this, I'm not sure he could do any more damage. ~NSHA

Keep Your Eyes Clean, Not Your Hands

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bad puns,dual use,gloves,Professional At Work,safety first
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This is an udderly stupid way to get out of repairing your emergency eye wash station. (sorry)

~NSHA

Hot Dog Immersion Cooker

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cooking,electricity,safety first,wtf
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A Crackhead Turns to Tea

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candle,fire,holding it up,safety first,tea
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From the submitter:

Wanted hot water, but had unpleasant company downstairs. So I decided to heat it using what I had in my room at the time.