From the submitter:
My dad was told he had to fix the 25 foot tall skylight one hour before company came over, and this creature was born.
Shh, nobody tell him skylight's can be fixed from the roof.
I'll be back in 20 minutes.
So far I only have a 50% litigation rate. Could be worse.
Bonus points if you crash into a lake. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Good thing he left that wire hanging there, now it'll be easier to yank out with your bare hands.
Or the recent tornado left that trailer family with a serious upgrade.