I usually love pulling at random wires whilst taking a shower.

~NSHA

On a completely unrelated matter, does it seem dizzy in here? ~Not-So-Handy Andy

What do you do when you need to paint a closet that is above a stairwell? Boards, plywood with a big hole in it, and a folding chair.

Oh yeah, and lots of insurance.

It's much better than that grill that made every one so sleepy they went to bed on the floor.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

Dude, seriously? Aren't you worried about your dog or even the plethora of flammable chemicals you're throwing sparks at? There's a fine line between kludging and wanton disregard for safety, this is definitely the latter.

~NSHA