Sorry folks, the fire department is taking their tryptophan-induced nap. Try again tomorrow.
Unless you count that pesky guest who likes to sneak up on you: electrocution.
Along with the pink helmet and white basket, the bike gang had serious questions about granting him membership.
From the submitter:
My dad was told he had to fix the 25 foot tall skylight one hour before company came over, and this creature was born.
Shh, nobody tell him skylight's can be fixed from the roof.
No membership card? Luckily we also accept fifths as payment. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Also, I think one of my front tires may be flat. ~Not-So-Handy Andy