safety first

emergency fire alarm safety first tax dollars at work - 3761863680
By Unknown
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Sorry folks, the fire department is taking their tryptophan-induced nap. Try again tomorrow.

~NSHA

bath electrocution safety first wtf - 5148866560
By Unknown
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Unless you count that pesky guest who likes to sneak up on you: electrocution.

~NSHA

bell bike dual use motorcycle safety first - 5300776192
By Unknown
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Along with the pink helmet and white basket, the bike gang had serious questions about granting him membership.

~NSHA

home improvement ladder safety first - 5057730048
By Nathan
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From the submitter:

My dad was told he had to fix the 25 foot tall skylight one hour before company came over, and this creature was born.

Shh, nobody tell him skylight's can be fixed from the roof.

dangerous holding it up safety first towing trucks - 4670573568
By Unknown
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No membership card? Luckily we also accept fifths as payment. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

cars dangerous safety first trucks weird windshield wtf - 4804770816
By Emma
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Also, I think one of my front tires may be flat. ~Not-So-Handy Andy