Well maybe if I hold it like this....
From the submitter:
My dad was told he had to fix the 25 foot tall skylight one hour before company came over, and this creature was born.
Shh, nobody tell him skylight's can be fixed from the roof.
Or the recent tornado left that trailer family with a serious upgrade.
Buses don't have seat belts. I don't see the problem.
Don't worry, the only things that can get through those are liquids and fire. You'll be FINE.
No, Daddy! I wanted the entire car to be pink! Oh well, at least I won't have to wear those uncomfortable seat belts.