After 20 Minutes it Doubles as a Heater

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After 20 Minutes it Doubles as a Heater
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And after 40 minutes your home doubles as a coffin.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

Not A Good Thing To See When Entering a Cab

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Not A Good Thing To See When Entering a Cab
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Buses don't have seat belts. I don't see the problem.

~NSHA

And Our Right You'll See a Bunch of Blurry Shopping Centers

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And Our Right You'll See a Bunch of Blurry Shopping Centers
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Followed by a blurry statue, a blurry group of tourists and a blurry traffic light. Uh oh. ~NSHA

The Ultimate Destination of This Slide is the ER

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The Ultimate Destination of This Slide is the ER
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Hmmm, that giant beam halfway through may be a problem. That's okay, you can just jump while sliding and then jump again. That's how physics works, right?

~NSHA