If he falls he just has to grab onto the umbrella which will provide a gentle float down to the ground.
What? It's "first?" First in what?
Don't worry, if there's an earthquake you'll have the coolest helmet around.
No, Daddy! I wanted the entire car to be pink! Oh well, at least I won't have to wear those uncomfortable seat belts.
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