This could be an interesting test to see if fire extinguishers are flammable.
See, everyone is useful after retirement. You just have to cut them in half first. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
The Canadians' first design for the chainsaw was as frightening as it was useless.
Good thing he left that wire hanging there, now it'll be easier to yank out with your bare hands.
And with the sound of the crashing TV, so came the switch from Engineering to English Lit.