He watches you shower. Then he watches you die.
Ah screw it, this month-old casserole isn't going to heat itself.
THE STORM IS CHASING YOU! DRIVE FASTER!
He doesn't even have a seat belt.
From the submitter:
Wanted hot water, but had unpleasant company downstairs. So I decided to heat it using what I had in my room at the time.
Good thing he left that wire hanging there, now it'll be easier to yank out with your bare hands.
So far I only have a 50% litigation rate. Could be worse.