I See a Pew Things Wrong With This

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I See a Pew Things Wrong With This
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Just because you stole them from church doesn't mean they're going to keep you safe.

~NSHA

Not A Good Thing To See When Entering a Cab

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Not A Good Thing To See When Entering a Cab
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Buses don't have seat belts. I don't see the problem.

~NSHA

Paint First, Rescue Later

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Paint First, Rescue Later
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I know I should climb up to the helicopter before the building collapses, but that spot really needs some primer.

~NSHA

This is Why You Shouldn't Hire Me

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This is Why You Shouldn't Hire Me
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So far I only have a 50% litigation rate. Could be worse.

~NSHA

Look Out! It's Making Your Eyes All Blurry!

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Look Out! It's Making Your Eyes All Blurry!
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Don't worry, if there's an earthquake you'll have the coolest helmet around.

~NSHA