Just because you stole them from church doesn't mean they're going to keep you safe.
So I became a trailer hitch.
Buses don't have seat belts. I don't see the problem.
I know I should climb up to the helicopter before the building collapses, but that spot really needs some primer.
So far I only have a 50% litigation rate. Could be worse.
Don't worry, if there's an earthquake you'll have the coolest helmet around.
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