The Canadians' first design for the chainsaw was as frightening as it was useless.
If he falls he just has to grab onto the umbrella which will provide a gentle float down to the ground.
And after 40 minutes your home doubles as a coffin.
From the submitter:
Wanted hot water, but had unpleasant company downstairs. So I decided to heat it using what I had in my room at the time.
I usually love pulling at random wires whilst taking a shower.