The Canadians' first design for the chainsaw was as frightening as it was useless.
Nothing says bathroom safety like a self-installed surge protector.
Try not to drip any paint on the stairs. Thanks. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Take no heed to the signs above, lest you want this site to disappear.
I know I should climb up to the helicopter before the building collapses, but that spot really needs some primer.
See, everyone is useful after retirement. You just have to cut them in half first. ~Not-So-Handy Andy