After 20 Minutes it Doubles as a Heater

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After 20 Minutes it Doubles as a Heater
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And after 40 minutes your home doubles as a coffin.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

Tupperware Is BPA Free, Right?

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Tupperware Is BPA Free, Right?
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Ah screw it, this month-old casserole isn't going to heat itself.

~NSHA

Ice To See You

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Ice To See You
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Snow chains should never resemble a spider's web. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Taking The Insectual Approach

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Taking The Insectual Approach
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Don't worry, the only things that can get through those are liquids and fire. You'll be FINE.

~NSHA

No Fires Today, It's Thanksgiving

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No Fires Today, It's Thanksgiving
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Sorry folks, the fire department is taking their tryptophan-induced nap. Try again tomorrow.

~NSHA

Ungrounded Idea

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Ungrounded Idea
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Good thing he left that wire hanging there, now it'll be easier to yank out with your bare hands.

~NSHA