From the submitter:
Wanted hot water, but had unpleasant company downstairs. So I decided to heat it using what I had in my room at the time.
No membership card? Luckily we also accept fifths as payment. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Don't worry, if there's an earthquake you'll have the coolest helmet around.
Along with the pink helmet and white basket, the bike gang had serious questions about granting him membership.
But at least those clamps are lending their support. ~NSHA
And after 40 minutes your home doubles as a coffin.