No, Daddy! I wanted the entire car to be pink! Oh well, at least I won't have to wear those uncomfortable seat belts.
See what you have to do when you wear sandals on the wrong day? ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Try not to drip any paint on the stairs. Thanks. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Nothing says bathroom safety like a self-installed surge protector.
The Canadians' first design for the chainsaw was as frightening as it was useless.
See, everyone is useful after retirement. You just have to cut them in half first. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
This is why Peter Jackson needs the biggest budget the world can provide.