The Canadians' first design for the chainsaw was as frightening as it was useless.
From the submitter:
My dad was told he had to fix the 25 foot tall skylight one hour before company came over, and this creature was born.
Shh, nobody tell him skylight's can be fixed from the roof.
Warning: turning on the air recirculation button will cause the universe to implode in on itself. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Had to recharge my camera and phone in Vietnam, some klugding was needed.
If he falls he just has to grab onto the umbrella which will provide a gentle float down to the ground.