Come For The Gas, Stay Because You Got Crushed

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Come For The Gas, Stay Because You Got Crushed
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From the submitter:

Gas station next to my hotel. It's fully operational - I went and got gas there myself.

Note to self, never get my suspension checked here.

~NSHA

Don't Worry, The Satellite Dish is Fine

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Don't Worry, The Satellite Dish is Fine
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We tied it to the gutter on the other side. What could go wrong?

~NSHA

Earthquake Insurance

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Earthquake Insurance
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Almost as useful as cloud insurance.

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You Can Do it Little Guy!

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You Can Do it Little Guy!
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Although calling him little hurts his self-esteem. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

You Better Retrieve That Strap, Zelda's Out

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You Better Retrieve That Strap, Zelda's Out
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It's a tough choice, save the princess or save your coworkers from BO.

~NSHA

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