Probably the best use of the yellow pages in the last 10 years.
You seem to treat your electronics so well. Must be a shame to have something break that you care about so much.
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From the submitter:
Wanted hot water, but had unpleasant company downstairs. So I decided to heat it using what I had in my room at the time.