Look Out! It's Making Your Eyes All Blurry!

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Look Out! It's Making Your Eyes All Blurry!
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Don't worry, if there's an earthquake you'll have the coolest helmet around.

~NSHA

Please Don't Ask For Beans For Dinner

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Please Don't Ask For Beans For Dinner
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Unless you like them with a side of corn and punch to the mouth. ~NSHA

Isn't This What Lamp Shades Are For?

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Isn't This What Lamp Shades Are For?
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No. Is horizontal lamp. Next question.

(For whatever reason I could only picture this as an exchange between Homer and the Khlav Kalash guy. Don't ask.)

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With Some Help From His Buddies

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With Some Help From His Buddies
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This fix really stacks up to the competition. (sorry) ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Teaching Them Young

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Teaching Them Young
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See that funny Canadian man on the TV? That's Red Green. You will learn more from him than any knowledge a parent can impart.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

Things Get Complicated When He Needs a Definition

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Things Get Complicated When He Needs a Definition
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With a sudden lack of need for reference books, they went took any job available to them. Even mousepads.

~NSHA

They're Such a Supportive Team

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They're Such a Supportive Team
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It used to be such a hassle when you had to pick the sink off the floor yourself. ~Not-So-Handy Andy