Let's see: you installed it upside-down in a sewer and held it up with duct tape. Congratulations, you have successfully kludged.
I think they spent all their money on the fancy toilet paper. ~NSHA
It's a tough choice, save the princess or save your coworkers from BO.
I now know exactly what to do when my belt pops at the buffet line. 4 slices of pizza, 3 napkins and 1 stolen fork. ~NSHA