I was trying to come up with a third pun in the caption, but I think the title is cringe-worthy enough. What do you guys have?
Right here, in the brush case. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
When in doubt, stab at random until fixed.
Heh, stupid baby can't even spell a popular acronym right. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
The news never mentions one of the upsides of unemployment: finding ingenious new ways to be lazy. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
As a gambling addict, I'm going to put everything on the lamp post. ~Not-So-Handy Andy