Had to take the tennis balls off, didn't want him getting anywhere.
The Load-Bearing Associate position had a very short job description. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Hearing you talk to your long-distance girlfriend for 4 hours every night makes him angry. And well, you know the rest. ~NSHA
You know, other than ruining your hearing and making your ungodly record collection sound even worse. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
A chandelier. With solar-powered lights. Under a canopy. Being held up by a flashlight.
My plan to lift of the skirt of the babysitter was foiled by its stupidity.