Oh man, this is great! It's perfect for... seeing texts the second they come in? Showing off your cell phone? Watching videos in a horrid orientation? Wait a minute, why is this useful again?
And this one is just ice cold. ~NSHA
The news never mentions one of the upsides of unemployment: finding ingenious new ways to be lazy. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Those staples will keep the house up. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
This should have been the only trap set in Home Alone 4, with the rest of the movie a thrilling court drama about whether or not to try the boy as an adult for manslaughter.