It only cost three sliced fingers and a some homemade sutures, but boy wasn't that easy!
But be careful of my hands. I just started using a new Teflon-based moisturizer.
Another possible solution: The Dark Tower. You just might not want to read the ending though, lest your anger cause you to topple your creation.
Instead of defying those baseball bat-wielding teens with a mailbox filled with cement, just try and make it way less fun for them.
Probably the best use of the yellow pages in the last 10 years.