Kevin McAllister is Getting Really Sick of Burglars

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Kevin McAllister is Getting Really Sick of Burglars
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This should have been the only trap set in Home Alone 4, with the rest of the movie a thrilling court drama about whether or not to try the boy as an adult for manslaughter.

~NSHA

Literature Brings You To New Heights

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Literature Brings You To New Heights
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Funny, everything written by Dan Brown doesn't have enough substance.

~NSHA

Fruit Has a Hard Time Adapting To New Environments

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Fruit Has a Hard Time Adapting To New Environments
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Apple! You're too fat! How many times have I told you to go on a low-energy diet? See what you're doing to the poor middle man?

~NSHA

The Coolest Diet Around

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The Coolest Diet Around
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It only cost three sliced fingers and a some homemade sutures, but boy wasn't that easy!

~NSHA

Frustration Drives Innovation

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Frustration Drives Innovation
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And nothing drives frustration like a bored child on their way to a weekend at the grandparents.

~NSHA