Oh man, this is great! It's perfect for... seeing texts the second they come in? Showing off your cell phone? Watching videos in a horrid orientation? Wait a minute, why is this useful again?
Instead of defying those baseball bat-wielding teens with a mailbox filled with cement, just try and make it way less fun for them.
Whatever, I was competing in fixie multiple-lance tournaments before it was cool. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Clearly, they failed that class. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Fewer than 400 channels?! Over my dead body! ~Not-So-Handy Andy