Apple! You're too fat! How many times have I told you to go on a low-energy diet? See what you're doing to the poor middle man?
Little-known fact: Canadian health insurance also covers inanimate objects. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
See that funny Canadian man on the TV? That's Red Green. You will learn more from him than any knowledge a parent can impart.
We don't take kindly to your kind, especially if you're the type that points our why our fence is completely illogical.