We don't take kindly to your kind, especially if you're the type that points our why our fence is completely illogical.
The bigger the flashlight, the crazier the scientist. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Horrible choice for a counter-weight, or horrible choice for a makeshift bomb? You be the judge.
Not only do you throw it back up, your victim ends up dry heaving. Not a pleasant site.
Don't worry, if there's an earthquake you'll have the coolest helmet around.
But be careful of my hands. I just started using a new Teflon-based moisturizer.