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If I don't blast your face off with my gnarly klaxon, maybe the justice gun on the hood will. Rumor has it the engine doesn't sound like combustion, just Iron Maiden guitar riffs.

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Comes with a free set of bedpost nunchuks! Guaranteed to make you WIN battles against any burglar!

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Wish you were riding a horse instead of a bike? Now you can at least make it sound like you are! Put Trotify on the front of your bike, and watch as people turn their heads in disbelief only to be slightly disappointed/mildly amused that a bike was approaching instead of an actual horse. King Arthur totally could have used one of these. Sorry, Patsy.

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You would scream like that too if you knew the things it's seen.

~NSHA

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