Stephen King Always Provides Obvious Solutions

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Stephen King Always Provides Obvious Solutions
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Another possible solution: The Dark Tower. You just might not want to read the ending though, lest your anger cause you to topple your creation.

~NSHA

What is This New Devilry?

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What is This New Devilry?
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The Tiger Stone automatic bricklayer is what it is! Just dump bricks in the top end, and the machine automagically sorts them into a sweet street pattern. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the future we live in.

When Construction Workers Join The Rebellion

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When Construction Workers Join The Rebellion
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Speak softly and carry a freaking huge Gatling gun attached to a wheel barrow.

~NSHA

After 20 Minutes it Doubles as a Heater

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After 20 Minutes it Doubles as a Heater
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And after 40 minutes your home doubles as a coffin.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

How Crumb Slicing Bread is Always So Messy?

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How Crumb Slicing Bread is Always So Messy?
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Never mind that, here's a fix your feathered friends will fawn over for sure!

TIFI WIN: French Man Stranded in the Moroccan Desert Remodels His Own Car Into a Motorcycle, Becomes Eternal Badass

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TIFI WIN: French Man Stranded in the Moroccan Desert Remodels His Own Car Into a Motorcycle, Becomes Eternal Badass
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Meet a man sure to go down in the Kludging Hall of Fame. In 1993, Emile Leray, a French electrician, was driving through the Moroccan desert when his Citroën car broke down.

Stranded in the desert, and far out of walking distance of civilization, Leray pulled up his bootstraps, made a small offering prayer to MacGyver (allegedly), and proceeded to disassemble his trashed car and reassemble the parts into a fully functional motorcycle.

Leray is quoted as saying:

"I put myself in what one calls survival mode. I could not have gone back on foot - it was too far."

Survival mode paid off big-time, as Leray successfully rode his new motorcycle back to civilization, and out of the clutches of very painful and unfortunate death in the desert. In the end, he journeyed over 20 miles, which may not seem like much, but let me reiterate: try walking 20 miles in the scorching north African desert heat.

Despite making his journey 19 years ago in 1993, he has only recently begun telling his story to the press. Now that is a TIFI WIN of monumental proportions.

Hungarian Heating

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Hungarian Heating
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The Hungarian Forint is used in very large quantities ($1 USD = 218 Ft) so the government recycles a few tons of it every year. After shredding it and bundling it into bricks, the currency is shipped to charitable organizations to help with their heating cost.