Sorry about your peen though.

Thwee of your tapered lug scwews are sheared off at the ends! Also, have you checked da tire pwessure lately?

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B*s don't know about my wickermobile!

You'll "fit right in," they said...

Computer battery broken? No problem! Just weld on a 12V boat battery. 70 pounds is a bit much for a "portable computer," but it's better than no computer at all!

It's got 120 horsepower and runs on the tears of liberals.