"Sir, regular duct tape wasn't working, sir!"
"... Send in Big Bertha... God help us all..."
I have absolutely no idea what process engineering is. But from now on whenever hear that word I'm going to think of this. And so should you.
So we put a treadmill on yo' scooter so you can move while you run!
At least when it catches fire the pot's contents will put out the flames.